1930

Joke of the Day

"Q: Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other ""Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"" A: The other replies ""That was no piccolo that was my fife."""

"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."

"*thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*"

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids menu!!"

"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."

"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"

"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"

"Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday."

"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."

"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."