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Joke of the Day
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
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"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"
"My friend accidentally shot off three of his toes He told me to get him to a hospital, I told him ""Sorry i'm Lack-Toes Intolerant""."
"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"