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Joke of the Day

"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"One day Canada will take over the world. Then we'll all be sorry."

"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? The wheelchair"

"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."