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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"
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"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."
"What does a boat have in common with a ballsack? They both have a lot of seamen"
"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !"
"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."
"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Helium doesn't react."