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Joke of the Day
"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."
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"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."
"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"
"My skills Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life."
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"
"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."