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Joke of the Day

"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."

"If you rape a hooker/prostitute... is that actually shoplifting?"

"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."

"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"

"My waiter asked, ""would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"" ""That's a loaded question."""

"The doctor said I have only a month to live so I shot him. the judge gave me 50 years"

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."

"The element of surprise is the best element on the periodic table Because you don't even know it's there."

"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."

"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"