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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
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"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"
"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"
"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"
"why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be ""teew faarty"""
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."
"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."
"[NSFW]Honey, I bought flavored condoms... - ... switch off the lights and guess the flavor! - Sardines with cheese! - Wait for me to put it on!"
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."
"What do you call a gay rhinoceros? Scooter the unicorn."