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Joke of the Day

"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."

"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."

"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."

"How do five gay men walk? One direction"

"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"

"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"

"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"

"Did you heard Steve Jobs died? He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him, but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)"