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Joke of the Day
"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."
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"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
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"Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus"
"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"
"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."
"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"
"Did you hear about the blind man walking past the fishmonger's? ""Hello ladies"""
"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"