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Joke of the Day

"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"

"Q: Have you read the book about very cold temperatures? A: Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket."

"They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"

"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy"

"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."