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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"

"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""

"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"

"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."

"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"Little Timmy lived in Flint But little Timmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was PbSO4"

"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"

"What do you call it when two female spies fall in love? Lesbianage"