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Joke of the Day

"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"

"Yesterday, I lost a wedding cake.. ..but today, I fondant."

"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."

"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."

"ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :("

"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."

"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill."