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Joke of the Day
"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"
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"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"
"'911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE' uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal"
"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."
"How to get out of ANY jam. Switch to jelly."
"This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE"
"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."
"Hey girl, Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."