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Joke of the Day
"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."
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"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first says ""It sure is hot in here""... and the baker says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."
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"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."
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"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."
"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"
"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."