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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"
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"TIL I have big fingers or a small butthole."
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you'll start hearing noises."
"My friend said he was going to become a mime I haven't heard from him in a while"
"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"
"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"
"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"
"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."
"How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? He used cowculus!"