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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."

"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"

"Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!"

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."

"Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a military coo."

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."

"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"

"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."