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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta? He doesn't even give a bother."
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"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"
"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."
"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."
"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""
"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"
"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."