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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta? He doesn't even give a bother."

"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"

"A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue?) I knew you'd get stuck on that"

"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"

"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."