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Joke of the Day
"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."
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"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"
"When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943 Cause I got to separate the whites and colors"
"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"
"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""