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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"

"My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill."

"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"

"THE HUMAN BODY 12 Wildly inconsistent design. Leaks fluids. Zero protection from drop damage. Can be killed by bees/peanuts. NOT RECOMMENDED"

"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."