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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"
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"My wife believes in compromise If we agree on something we do it my way, and if we disagree we do it her way."
"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"
"How did the Fonz die? Ayyyds"
"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."
"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."
"What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt? Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Dad called me a cunt I always buy him socks for Xmas. I said, ""you bastard, it's the thought that counts."" I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs"
"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"
"Do you want to know what I was for discovery channel dress up day? I dressed up as naked and afraid. I was naked everybody else was afraid."