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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"

"Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !"

"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""

"I've never been put in the ""friend"" zone, but I have been put in the ""please don't tell my friend's"" zone."

"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"

"are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*"

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"