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Joke of the Day

"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"

"What do you call a cow with five legs? Rare."

"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."

"Knock Knock Go fuck yourselves."

"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"I own far too many ""....For Dummies"" books to have healthy self esteem."

"Why did EA cross the road? BUY THE SEASON PASS TODAY TO FIND OUT!"

"From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use? A hawkie talkie."