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Joke of the Day

"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"

"I think Trump might be the guy to turn the US around... But I fear his next move will be to bend it over."

"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."

"My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."