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Joke of the Day

"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""

"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."

"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."

"Asked my dad if I could go to a 50 Cents concert He gave me a dollar to bring my sister with."

"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"