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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"

"Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today? - Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent..."

"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."

"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."

"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."

"What's musical and useful at the grocery store? A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible ""Joke of the Day"" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever."