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Joke of the Day
"here's a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently"
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"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."
"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."
"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""
"Sometimes sorry seems to be the hardest word, but usually it's antidisestablishmentarianism."
"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""
"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"