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"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"
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"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."
"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."
"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
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"My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet."
"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"