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Joke of the Day

"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""

"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"

"Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !"

"Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair."

"i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news? i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]"

"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"

"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"

"I was pulled over by a female officer today When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer? She said ""ugh nothing!"""

"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"