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Joke of the Day
"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye so I ordered reallllyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."
"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"
"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""
"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""
"My blood type is coffee."