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Joke of the Day
"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."
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"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO"
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."
"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum."
"Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor."
"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."