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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"
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"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."
"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."
"When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits"
"(Date) ""What's wrong?"" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer ""Aw how cute!!"" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*"
"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"