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Joke of the Day

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."
"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty."""
"Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs."
"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."
"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"
"I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn't stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying."
"Well I was going to donate blood today until.... the lady got all personal and started asking, ""Who's blood is this?"" and ""How did you get it?"""
"Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice"