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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty."""

"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"

"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."

"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."

"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."

"Quotes to calm an angry woman: 1. Stress makes you fat. 2. My ex never acted like that. 3. I love you, even if you're just like your mom."