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Joke of the Day

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"

"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."

"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."