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Joke of the Day
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
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"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."
"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."
"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she said ""is that the best you can do?""."
"Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them ""Get out. We don't serve your type here."""
"So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias."
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"
"My hemorroids are acting up again. I'm butt hurt about it."