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Joke of the Day

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."

"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."

"ME: My new contacts are here! WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES"

"what do you call two crows on a branch? attempted murder"