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Joke of the Day
"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."
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"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""
"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."
"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says ""hey, does this taste funny?"""
"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."
"Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card."
"What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread."
"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."