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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."

"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."

"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""

"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."

"(CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?"

"What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday"

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet."

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."

"Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai."