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Joke of the Day

"What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night? Paddy O'Furniture"

"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."

"Islam gives Women EQUAL Rights!"

"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."

"I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis."

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? http://www.madoodle.com/doodle/view/2989/"