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Joke of the Day
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
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"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"
"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"What's an incestuous mother's favourite drink? Sonny-D"
"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."
"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."
"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."
"My bitchy girlfriend and I broke up, because she's moving to another state. I'll miss her a lot. I mean, my aim's good, but not *that* good."
"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."