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Joke of the Day

"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."

"how many calories are in a horse"

"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."

"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"

"Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator? It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels."

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"were do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :((((("

"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."