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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? http://www.madoodle.com/doodle/view/2989/"

"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."

"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."

"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"

"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."

"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."