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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."

"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"

"I go to strip clubs for the music."

"Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up."

"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."

"A friend of mine just had a penis extension. And now his house looks really stupid. -Gary Delaney"