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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"

"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."

"Ask your doctor why there are claw marks on the wall. Ask your doctor to stop growling. Ask your doctor to stop climbing and smelling you."

"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"

"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"

"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"