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Joke of the Day
"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."
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"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."
"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."