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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?"

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"

"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."

"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."

"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"

"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum"

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."