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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?"

"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Godzilla vs. A Floor Scattered With Legos"

"There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above"

"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."

"When Mr Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed."

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"

"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""

"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."