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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."

"I've decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE."

"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."

"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"

"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."

"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."

"Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair."

"I'm really disappointed that Jill Stein is not the female Wallstreet-corporate puppet of the 2016 US Presidential election... As I'll never get to use the term ""shill Stein"""