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Joke of the Day
"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"
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"A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender ""I'll have a gin...and tonic."" Bartender says ""OK, but why the pause?"" ""I was born with them."""
"I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have ""followed"" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help."
"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."
"Two guys are talking in a bar... About their wives. The first man proudly tells the other '""My wife's an angel!"" to which the other man replies, ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"
"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"
"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her"
"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"