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Joke of the Day
"I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe."
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"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"
"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."
"I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself."
"Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him? It only takes one nail to put him on a wall."
"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."
"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."
"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."