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"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."
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"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."
"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"
"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"
"Why does Donald Trump take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things."
"What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design."