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"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."
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"My wife is SO immature... I was upstairs taking a bath, and she walks in, and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER she sunk all my boats."
"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."
"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"
"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."
"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"
"What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"
"Are you into fitness? How about fitness' cock in your mouth"
"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"