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Joke of the Day
"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."
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"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"
"I'm a magician of sorts. I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve."
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"
"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""
"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""
"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."
"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."