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Joke of the Day
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"
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"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
"It makes me sad when people tell me they married their best friend, mostly because marriage between a woman and Vodka will never be legal."
"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
"The worst part about watching Ronda Rousey fight: it's hard to rub one out in under a minute."
"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"
"What is the most dangerous color? Sharktreuse"