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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"

"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."

"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""

"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."

"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."

"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."